A New Beginning
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: In the Beginning......

....there was a message board.

The Christmas spirit took hold.

Someone suggested...."Hey, let's do a Secret Santa gift exchange!"

 

My gift was several nice things, very nicely wrapped.

Amung the gifts was a packaged, 1:12 replica DRZ toy motorcycle.

Toys are meant to be played with. it destroys their souls to be kept in a box and gazed at from afar.

FREE the TOYS!!!!!!!!!!

First, let me start off by saying; this is in no way an insult to the gift.

It screams to be taken to the next level.

It needs to make an epic journey for a year.

It's been done with a Lawn Gnome and even with the baby Jesus.

It must be done with a 1:12 replica DRZ.

 

The DRZ comes stock with a headlight. It's a traveling bike.

Lord knows it's not a motocrosser.

 

People have been telling me to start a blog.

Blogs are gay.

DRZs are gay.

I wonder if they can cancel out each other's gayness?

 

Traveling DRZ's journey starts where it began yesterday.

I picked it up at the Post Office. This is the heart of the 92315!

 

Yesterday was D Day!

December 20, 2006...at 10 PM, the opening commenced.

 

 

It's ironic that the sign says apply for a passport. The DRZ was given to me by my Secret Santa in Nova Scotia....and I was Secret Santa for a guy in New Zealand.

 

This is my P.O. Box. Not sure why I thought this was cool, at the time. Shows perspective. I was feeling all artistic n shit.

 

 

The lil DRZ that could.

 

 

At the local grocery market, I got the box girl in her safety vest to pose with Traveling DRZ.

She kinda thought I wanted the picture for strange internet porn. After a lot of coaxing, she agreed to do it, if she covered her face.

It's strange.....but not porn.

 

 

Now get back to WORK!

Those carts aren't collecting themselves, Missy!

 

 

When I think of DRZ, the first thing that comes to mind is....cheesy.

 

 

 

Now you can say you have seen the cheesiest DRZ picture on the web.

 

I won't mention any names, but some DRZ riders, might want to stick with the Fat Free cheese.

 

 

You can bet when you find a DRZ, there is a sausage fest all around it.

 

 

peace,

janette