Mood: mischievious
Now Playing: In the Beginning......
....there was a message board.
The Christmas spirit took hold.
Someone suggested...."Hey, let's do a Secret Santa gift exchange!"
My gift was several nice things, very nicely wrapped.
Amung the gifts was a packaged, 1:12 replica DRZ toy motorcycle.
Toys are meant to be played with. it destroys their souls to be kept in a box and gazed at from afar.
FREE the TOYS!!!!!!!!!!
First, let me start off by saying; this is in no way an insult to the gift.
It screams to be taken to the next level.
It needs to make an epic journey for a year.
It's been done with a Lawn Gnome and even with the baby Jesus.
It must be done with a 1:12 replica DRZ.
The DRZ comes stock with a headlight. It's a traveling bike.
Lord knows it's not a motocrosser.
People have been telling me to start a blog.
Blogs are gay.
DRZs are gay.
I wonder if they can cancel out each other's gayness?
Traveling DRZ's journey starts where it began yesterday.
I picked it up at the Post Office. This is the heart of the 92315!
Yesterday was D Day!
December 20, 2006...at 10 PM, the opening commenced.
It's ironic that the sign says apply for a passport. The DRZ was given to me by my Secret Santa in Nova Scotia....and I was Secret Santa for a guy in New Zealand.
This is my P.O. Box. Not sure why I thought this was cool, at the time. Shows perspective. I was feeling all artistic n shit.
The lil DRZ that could.
At the local grocery market, I got the box girl in her safety vest to pose with Traveling DRZ.
She kinda thought I wanted the picture for strange internet porn. After a lot of coaxing, she agreed to do it, if she covered her face.
It's strange.....but not porn.
Now get back to WORK!
Those carts aren't collecting themselves, Missy!
When I think of DRZ, the first thing that comes to mind is....cheesy.
Now you can say you have seen the cheesiest DRZ picture on the web.
I won't mention any names, but some DRZ riders, might want to stick with the Fat Free cheese.
You can bet when you find a DRZ, there is a sausage fest all around it.
peace,
janette